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Destroy Them with Love. We'll Write the Ammunition.

Give us the dirt. We'll turn it into a roast that's hilarious, savage, and ends with something genuine.

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Hard to be mean without being hurtful

Need the right balance of savage and sweet

Running out of material

How it works

1

Answer questions

Tell us your stories, memories, and what you want to say. Takes about 5-10 minutes.

2

Pick your favorite

Get up to 3 distinct versions of your speech — heartfelt, funny, and balanced.

3

Deliver with confidence

Personalize it, practice it, and own the room. Delivery tips included.

Professional speechwriters charge $300-$500.

speechwriter.io starts at $19.99.

People are nailing their speeches

I stared at a blank page for three weeks. Filled out the questionnaire in 10 minutes and got a speech that made the groom tear up. Worth every penny.

Jake M.

Best Man

I was terrified of public speaking and had no idea how to structure a speech. speechwriter.io gave me three options and I mixed my favorite parts from each. Crushed it.

Sarah L.

Maid of Honor

I knew what I wanted to say but couldn't get the words right. The speech captured exactly what was in my heart. My daughter cried. I cried. Everyone cried.

David R.

Father of the Bride

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